“I said I would pick you up at 7:00 on the dot. When I said that, I didn’t mean “I’ll wait for half an hour while you finish talking to your friends” God damn it! I have a casserole in the oven that is probably burnt now! But guess what, mister, you’re going to eat it anyway!”
(Source: crazycatslovers)
Yesterday, Alex and I couldn’t figure out what we wanted to do for dinner. So we just ended up at the grocery store, looking at all the weird fruits we’d never tried. And we ended up coming home with all these fruits, chopping them up and having a lovely fruit tasting party in my room.
It was so much better than eating out ever could be. Plus, I tried Star Fruit and I’ve always wanted to try Star Fruit.
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
I’m never going to stop reblogging these.
(by marielle chua)
I feel so comforted knowing I’m not the only one who feels like this. We are all human and we are all feeling.
She was so hungry she kept trying to get @mtvruinedme to momma bird her his chicken #keepitclassy #dogstagram #dogs #mastiff
boozekitty-lala replied to your photo: You’re doing it right #drag #tigerheat #clubbing…
Are you wearing a wig?? How’d that go for dancing? (Looks great, btw.)
Yes, I am wearing a wig. It wasn’t terrible for dancing, however it was hot, and TERRIBLY tangled afterward.
